THE ULTIMATE VALET TRASH COURSE

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By the numbers

50+ Hours of trainings
1.5K+ Worldwide members
137+ Five-star reviews

[ §3 / The Trap ]

You've outgrown the W-2.
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The W-2 trap

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No capital

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No playbook

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[ §4 / The Promise ]

What you can expect.
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First contract in 30-90 days

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I just sold my trash company for 7 figures this year

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Built for your schedule, not 80-hour weeks

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Meet David Simes — the instructor

[ §5.A / Where I Was ]

Where I was.

INTAKE-PENDING: David's pre-business story — what was he doing, what was the breaking point.

[ §5.B / What Changed ]

What changed.

$0 to first contract. INTAKE-PENDING: David's inflection moment.

[ §5.C / What I Built ]

What I built.

I just sold my trash company for 7 figures this year — that's proof the system works. INTAKE-PENDING: timeline from zero to exit with year markers.

“I started with zero experience too.”

[ §6 / RESULTS · 137+ FIVE-STAR REVIEWS ]

A small sample of student results.

INTAKE-PENDING: 6+ real student testimonials from David — face, name, city, $, time-to-result, written permission. Cards below are placeholders.

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[ §7 / CURRICULUM CREST ]

The curriculum.

50+ HOURS OF TRAININGS · 8–12 MODULES PENDING DAVID'S CATALOG

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INTAKE-PENDING: 8–12 actual module names + chapter counts + durations from David.

[ §8 / The Stack ]

What's included.

The program is $6,500, and yes, we offer payment plans so you can spread it out.

The course

Anchored by 50+ hours of trainings. INTAKE-PENDING body

The community

1.5K+ worldwide members. INTAKE-PENDING body

Templates & SOPs

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Contracts

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Coaching calls

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Bonuses

INTAKE-PENDING bonus list from David

[ §9 / Qualifier ]

Who this is for.
INTAKE-PENDING: David's preferred for/not-for headline

Who this IS for

  • Experience doesn't matter. I started with zero experience too.
  • Anyone who can show up — whether you have 5 hours a week or 50.
  • You're not signing up for a time commitment; you're signing up for a system that gives you time back.

Who this is NOT for

  • INTAKE-PENDING: David's 3–4 disqualifiers — Aaron to confirm.

[ §10 / FAQ ]

Frequently asked questions

Is this really for me? I have no experience

Absolutely. Experience doesn't matter. I started with zero experience too. What matters is having the right system and someone who's actually done it showing you step-by-step. In this call, we'll figure out if you're a good fit and answer any questions you have. No pressure, no sales pitch just a real conversation about whether this is right for you.

How much does this cost? Can I afford it?

The program is $6,500, and yes, we offer payment plans so you can spread it out. But here's the thing on this call, we're not here to sell you. We're here to see if this is the right move for you. If it is, we'll show you all your options, including the payment plan. If it's not a fit, we'll tell you that too. No judgment, no pressure.

What if I don't have time for this? I'm busy.

That's actually the whole point. This isn't about working 80 hours a week. It's about building a business that works for you—whether you have 5 hours a week or 50. On this call, we'll talk about your schedule and show you how this fits into your life. You're not signing up for a time commitment; you're signing up for a system that gives you time back

How do I know this actually works? What if I don't get results?

Fair question. I just sold my trash company for 7 figures this year that's proof the system works. But more importantly, on this call, you'll talk to someone who's helped other people do exactly what you want to do. You'll hear real stories, real results, and real timelines. You'll get to ask any questions you want. By the end of the call, you'll know exactly what to expect and whether this is right for you.

What's the payment-plan structure?

INTAKE-PENDING: David's exact payment-plan terms — 3-pay? 6-pay? PayPal Credit? Affirm? Current FAQ confirms payment plans exist but doesn't disclose the structure.

Do you offer a refund or money-back guarantee?

INTAKE-PENDING: David's refund policy — 14-day money-back? Results-based? Conditional? Current FAQ doesn't address.

Is there a territory or market exclusivity?

INTAKE-PENDING: David's territory policy.

When does the next cohort start?

INTAKE-PENDING: rolling admissions vs. cohort start date.

[ §11 / Risk Reversal ]

Risk reversal

“If it's not a fit, we'll tell you that too. No judgment, no pressure.”

  • Refund term

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  • Money-back window

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  • Results-based clause

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ADMISSIONS OPEN

ROLLING ADMISSIONS

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By application only · No pressure · No sales pitch

See if you're a good fit for University of Trash.

INTAKE-PENDING: confirm rolling vs. cohort start date with David